Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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