i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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