A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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