Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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