i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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