Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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