He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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