D3 body, D1 cock
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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