she looked like the bat from fern gully.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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