Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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