So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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