separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
