Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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