I don't remember. Are we still dating?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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