handjob tips. give me some.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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