It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I can't turn off my feet"
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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