Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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