I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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