When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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