I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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