a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
