Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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