I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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