I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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