i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
zippers are such a cool invention
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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