I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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