It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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