Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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