We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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