Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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