Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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