He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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