So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
foreskin is a definite game changer
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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