sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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