He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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