i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
