You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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