So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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