I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
