i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We have started to decorate penises.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Randomize
