My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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