I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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