I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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