Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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