her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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