This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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