I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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