She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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