Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
So many bounce houses so little time
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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