Your tits are I can't wait for
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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