Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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