god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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