In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I just blew my weed a kiss
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I am one with the molecules
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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