Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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