I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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