when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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