I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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