So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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