And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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