How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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